- Someone: wow you're really mature for your age
- Me: thanks, it's the childhood of abuse and neglect that forced me to grow up and learn how to care for myself and protect myself long before a child should have had to
my kids: omg you were alive when Britain left the EU?? thats something my textbooks talk about what was it like
me: i was looking at memes about itWhat if they put screenshots of tweets in history books
Me: is polite and welcoming for 10 hours straight
Customer: can’t even manage it for 10 seconds
every time a girl stops chasing her dreams or turns down an opportunity such as better education or a career for a boy my heart dies a little
